Found this on a website and thought I would share.
You Know You’re A Disc Golf Addict When…
- You have three or more versions of the same disc.
- You are sure the color of the disc affects how it flies.
- You have started a Disc Golf Web Page.
- When designing your new house, one room on the blueprints is called “Hot Stamp Gallery Room”.
- You have ever advertised “Disc Golf Lessons” in a local newspaper.
- After playing a course once, you already know how it should be re-designed.
- You have ever uttered the following: “I’ll get my disc out of the basket when this lightning dies down.”
- Your boss catches you looking for new doglegs to throw around at work.
- You have ever bought a pair of shoes specifically for playing Disc Golf in them.
- You always carry your Disc Golf bag with you just in case you get some sudden free time.
- You have ever petitioned the IOC to make Disc Golf an Olympic Sport.
- You have spent more money on Disc Golf supplies than you have on your car.
- You have ever bought a disc for specific use on ONE hole.
- You accepted a job relocation to another town on the basis that a course was in the area.
- Your wife/husband doesn’t let you set the table because you throw the plates.
- You can’t stand the thought of not being able to buy just one more disc.
- You build a backyard swimming pool to be used only as a water hazard.
- If you keep track of your PDGA points.
- If you can tell someone your league average off the top of your head.
- You can point out a “discin'” callous on your hand.
- You called more than one friend when the “frolf” episode of “Seinfeld” aired.
- If you have named a pet “Bogie”. “Hyzer”, “Aviar”, or some other disc golf term.
- If you have ever thought about trying to build your own basket.
- If you have ever hung a disc on the wall and all your friends think it’s cool.
- You ever screamed YES! as loud as you can in a public park, then wonder why people are looking at you.
- The only quality time you get with your family is when you drag them out to the course to show them your great “S” flight path.
- You spend more than 3 hours searching for a lost golf disc.
- You have caused at least 3 of your friends to become addicted to the sport as well.
- You try to figure out how many golf discs you can buy with your next paycheck.
- When you miss a putt and whip out 5 more putters from your bag and throw each of them from the same spot just to prove to your friends that you could have made it.
- You go looking around the course to see if you can find any lost discs.
- You are swimming in the ocean and someone yells, “Shark!!” and you holler back, “Are you crazy? From this far away??”
- You have spent so much money at the course pro shop, they name the course after you.
- You beg the course pro to put lights on the course so you can play all night too.
- You are golfing by yourself, and you let your “imaginary friends” tee first so you can show them how its done.
- You believe that with the right discs firmly grasped in each hand, you could fly.
- You have ever talked to your discs while they are in flight.
- You buy a membership in a gym, so you can improve your distance.
- You have ever called in sick to work on Monday; to play the same course you played Sunday.
- If you carry an extra version of a disc in case the first one breaks or gets lost.
- You introduce new discs to your other discs.
- You are willing to spend $400 a year getting a basket to start a new course but you still have the couch your mother gave you when you moved out.
- You throw your approach disc even after a really bad drive, just on principle.
- Your PDGA number is also on your car’s license plate.
- You skip Monday Night Football to attend a DG meeting.
- You decide it is too windy to go snowboarding, and opt to play a round of disc golf instead.
- You have ever attended a community meeting on behalf of disc golf.
- You have established the par from the water cooler back to your cubical.
- You carry copies of DGJ and DGWN everywhere you go so you can validate the sports existence to non-believers.
- You get into heated debates about what kind of discs beginners should use and for how long.
- You have ever developed a disc golf specific injury.
- You practice snapping a disc off at home while watching TV.
- You have ever chased down someone else’s dog to get your disc out of its mouth.
- You call ball golf…ball golf.
- You arrive at a tourney 3 hours from home and promptly spend all your lunch money on new discs.
- You have read this entire list!
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February 4, 2013 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: addicted to disc golf, Disc Golf Addict, disc golf funny | 4 Comments »